I had this room mate who thought that he was seriously a warlock. He would start chanting all this really freaky stuff … I think it was Latin or something. I was always cleaning the dishes, bathroom etc. and he would come out of his room, that stank like cheap candles, and I’d ask him to help out with the chores a bit. He said that the stars weren’t aligned correctly or something stupid like that and that we were in deep trouble if he didn’t cast some stupid spell. One day I was just really busy and was like “Hey bro, can you cast a cleaning spell on this apartment?” and he FREAKED OUT. I have a black belt in karate though so that got solved right away.