One year me and my roomate decided to have a costume party. I bought my costume in advance and was really excited about it. The day of the party comes along and I take my costume out of my closet and I notice that there was permanent marker smeared all over it. On closer inspection I realize it’s my roomates name spelled backwards. I was very confused and asked my roomate if she knew what it was. She confessed that she had worn my costume while having sex with someone and before they had sex she had doodled her name on his body with a permanent marker and it had come off on my costume. Needless to say I did not wear the costume that night. Kudos to her for admitting it though. I don’t think I could have owned up to that.