My freshman year of college, my family came to my dorm room to celebrate my 18th birthday with cake and lots of presents. My dad had been the designated photographer for the afternoon, but he ran out of film right as I was about to blow out my candles (back in the day when people still used film). A My roommate, who was a photography major, immediately handed him a roll so that he wouldn’t miss capturing the special moment. Later that day, he went to have the photos developed, but when he came back he looked as though he had seen a ghost.
“We need to talk,” he said.
Turns out, my roommate had given him an already exposed roll, and when he looked at the photo of his little girl holding up her birthday cake, he also saw naked photos of her boyfriend’s penis double exposed right across my smiling face. This was porn that you couldn’t even try to plan if you tried. I was mortified, my dad was traumatized and my roommate never thought she’d see the day when a photo of her boyfriend’s penis was pointed straight for my mouth diving into a sea of vanilla cake and candles.