My roommate came back from the bars one night after finals and found our bottle of whiskey in the kitchen- he was already intoxicated at this point and wanted to drink more. He opened the bottle and started taking shots. I told him that he was going to puke but of course this didn’t phase him at all. After drinking nearly half a fifth of whiskey, he passed out on the couch in our living room. I fixed something to eat in the kitchen and heard an awful noise; I figured it was my roommate so I went to check on him to make sure everything was ok. Somehow he had managed to roll off of the couch onto the floor about five feet from where he originally was. Laying on his side and still passed out, I saw a large brown and chunky puddle of puke (about two feet in diameter) next to his face and on our rug. He had puke chunks stuck to his open mouth and face. I figured I would let him sleep and clean it up the next day. I checked up on him again after a bit to make sure he hadn’t choked on his own puke, however he wasn’t on the floor anymore… I checked the bathroom where I found all of his clothes piled in a corner, a puddle of what looked like piss poo vomit next to it, and a large shit that was left in the toilet. It smelled like he had evacuated every orifice in his body.
The next day, the rug was missing and the bathroom was still a mess. My hungover roommate told me that he went into the bathroom the night before, took a dump, projectile vomited all over his legs and feet while shitting, took a shower, and passed out upstairs naked. Oh and he threw out the rug because it was too gross and eventually cleaned up the bathroom. It stained the floor and still smells.